Squid Sighting 002: Fred Saves The Neighborhood Squirrels
A giant squid was sighted conquering Youtube today, and the reason I use passive voice here is because today’s sighting is not technically a sighting because it’s something that a character sees in their surroundings, hidden off to the side where we ourselves cannot see. (The squid however is clearly there in its fabulous solid mass.)
In Fred Rescues the Neighborhood Squirrels, Fred goes on an epic quest to locate the squirrels that Fat Kevin has taken hostage and hidden away from the world. On his journey, Fred spots a giant squid hidden underneath a porch and proceeds to freak out about it (and with good reason, we are fearsome). He also later zooms in on a trio of mushrooms that are hiding and/or stuck in a tree and comments, “Oh my gosh, that’s so sick, I bet that’s what the giant squid formed!”
Just to clarify, Fred’s hypothesis is incorrect. We squid would never ignore a mushroom without first shredding it to pieces with our glorious, mighty tentacles.
