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Squid Sighting 003: Futurama Episode 18 (Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?)

To our great awe, regret and anger, Dr. Zoidberg revealed the day we squid prefer to mate during a passing comment tonight:

“For some reason I’m as frisky as a squid on Tuesday.”

We are shocked and will take immediate action in bringing down this lowlife that dares speak of our sexual inclinations. You better watch yourself, John A. Zoidberg.